My friends won't let me take off my pants.

1 month

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 08:06:39 GMT

So it is now officially ME and JIMMY's one month aniversery. YAY for that. Oh Jimmy, I less than 3 you. Ok that is all i have to say, good day and good night.

Mon, 13 Nov 2006 22:41:52 GMT

So, school sucks, I know, 19 hours of work in 4 days along with 2 midterms, both of which are in economics. That has to be the worst part. But I just got out of the first exam and now in 30 minutes have to go to work for five in a half hours. I get to make mashed potatos, probably like 500 pounds of them. THEN, tomorrow, I get to carve turkeys, probably like 20 of them. I totally can't wait.

OH, did I mention that today is the two week aniversery of my marriage to Jimmy-James. His name isn't really all hillbilly with the two first names, thats just what I like to call him. I can't wait for him to come back up. I've really begun to miss him.

Gone Walmartin

Fri, 27 Oct 2006 05:31:09 GMT

So we went to walmart tonight for a late night outing and got the very front parking space, it was fucking amazing.

Then we decided that I am going to be a mormon for halloween, so I got a black tie.

Also today I had on three collars, I've got you double collar bitches beat.

Pluto vs. Goofy

Thu, 24 Aug 2006 20:29:15 GMT

Apparently there has been a desision made about the number of planets in our solar system. They came out and said that no Pluto is not a full planet, it is just a dwarf planet. How sad, I can no longer claim to be from the 9th planet, seeing as there are now only 8. What a jip.

WTF

Thu, 10 Aug 2006 22:04:17 GMT

Ok, so i have to rant about this to somone besides danny. Today they have banned the carrying on of all liquids and jells onto planes. May I say how stupid this all is.I mean will they not rest until every passenger has to be cavity searched and placed in a hostpital gown to get on a plane. They wonder why the airlines are loosing so much money, people are afraid to fly because the government is telling them that its going to happen. Hell lets just give everyone a gun before they get on a plane, that way they will all be equally matched so if one person pulls one out everyone else will pull they're out and shoot up a fucking storm. It worked at CP, that was one of the safest high schools in that manner becasue you knew that everyone was packing so no one tried anything stupid like that. God the FAA and homeland security just piss me off somtimes, they don't think this shit through. OK i'm good for now, I might be back later though

Oh God

Fri, 14 Jul 2006 07:22:53 GMT

Oh God, this summer is turning out to not be as exciting and fun filled as i thought it would be. I spend most of my time either bored out of my mind at home, or busy as hell working my two different jobs. Oh, I got a job at Bostons Pizza, its hell, working in the dishroom there, I really don't like it. That resturaunt was not designed very well, not how i would do it at all.

On another note, I got an IM from a cousin in Oklahoma the other day and he told me that my aunt and uncle, not his parents but another set, had stumbled upon my myspace, so they now know what the rest of my family has come to know. I find it interesting how people come about it that way. It seems to happen a lot.

Well yeah, other than that there isn't anything else going on. I'm going to Iowa next weekend but thats it. Till next, if I don't you, Good afternoon, Good evening, and Good night

How Far

Fri, 02 Jun 2006 06:53:55 GMT

Some one earlier had talked about how far was too far. Well I think I've discovered where that place is. I've been to this place and know for sure that I never want to go back. It sends shivers down my spine to think of what going there can do to a person and keeps me awake at night to think of the things that one can learn about another without realizing what damage has been done. This world is a fragile place and all that are contained in it are even more so. This free will that some believe has been given to us from some almighty power must not be abused and even if you do or don't beleive you should still do what right and not let your sense of free will take you in the direction of wrong.

Ref. 65

Thu, 25 May 2006 18:31:40 GMT

OK, so there this thing called referendum 65. What it says is that the makers want to make it legal to discriminate against homosexuals. Its still getting signitures and stuff but the people getting the signitures are sending it to the large conservative mega churches because they know that the people that attend those churches can't think for themselves, hense the are called conservatives.

I'm just sayin that if I know anyone whose name appears on that signiture form, I don't know you any more. And as soon as it makes it to ballat I'm going to start working on my own referendum that will repeal all existing laws on discrimination that we have right now, making it illegal to not discrimintate against somone that isn't a white straight christian male.

Oh and did I say, this referendum was created by Tim Eyman. Just another reason why this state should be worshiping the tax cut man.

x2

Mon, 15 May 2006 04:01:02 GMT

Sad day x2

Today was the last episode of Malcom in the middle. I've been watching that show since the first episode when I was in 8th grade. I'm kind of going to miss it a bit. Malcom finally made it to college.

Then earlier today I found out that if you go back 11 generations me and George Bush are have the same grandpa. Thats 11 generations back, I know, but its still a little bit depressing. To bad its not the Kenedy's that would be much cooler.

somthing

Thu, 04 May 2006 09:17:29 GMT

I think that there is somthing wrong with me. I was walking back from fairhaven tonight and out of the corner of my eye I saw what looked like a giant slug, but I turned my head and it turned out to be a piece of a fallen tree and a shrub. That isn't that unusual, but its not normal either.

There have been these crazy ass protests in red square the past two days with pro-lifers having these signs comparing abortion to genocide. Then some idiot hippy came in and torn down all of the signs that had the pictures of genocide on them. I do seriously see where he is coming from, but I lost a lot of respect for the whole hippy population when I saw what they had done, because apparently you aren't allowed to think differently then them, even though they are the supposedly openminded ones. FUCK THAT SHIT GEORGE!!

I have made a goal in life. Its a pretty silly one I'll give you that, but I am going to dedicate a part of my life to proving my geology 101 professor wrong. He said it is impossible to destroy the planet earth. I say he is full of shit and once I act on my right to bear arms, ones make out of nuclear material, I will prove him wrong.

And if anyone ever asks me if I am pro-life or pro-choice I'm going to say that I am PRO-ABORTION. Ever woman should have one, I plan to end human civilization, sex is only a recreational activity from here on out.

Newport

Wed, 03 May 2006 19:05:47 GMT

HAHA Newport Bitches, you dropped to 37 this year, you guys suck ass.

Wed, 19 Apr 2006 17:32:18 GMT

OK, OK, OK, I think I've told everyone this already, but monday afternoon I was talking to my mom on the phone and the US Government tapped our phone call. She'd just flown into Washington DC and called me and I asked her how her flight was and if her plane got hijacked. About 20-30 second later I began to hear a series of clicking sounds on the line and I'm convinced that the call was tapped. I think its awesomly cool because I'm pretty sure that I'm also in the government records for buying certian books. (Oh and the whole movie Capote was just a big consperisy to get people to buy "In Cold Blood" because it is a book that could possibly be on that list and so people went and saw the movie and then bought the book and are now on the list. HA!)

OH and I made myself a mohawk, its fucking awesome!!!

Easter

Wed, 12 Apr 2006 22:45:15 GMT

OMFG Christian Faith Center has rented out Qwest Field for Easter Sunday. When I saw that tv commercial for that it actually made me sick. Like physically ill. I can't believe that somone, casey Treat, would take somthing as sacred as Easter and demoralize it to a football stadium. Its already bad enough that his sactuary hold somwhere like 5,000 people (and he has two of them). What other abominations is this man and his church going to come up with next.

Time

Wed, 05 Apr 2006 21:04:24 GMT

I'm totally bummed. I missed the time today when it was 01:02:03 04/05/06. I was really looking forward to it. I love it when time does things like that and this one only happens twice every century and I'm pretty sure I won't be alive during the next one.

Applications

Mon, 03 Apr 2006 22:22:24 GMT

Oh my, I just mailed in my application for the College of Business and Economics. Now I guess its just a waiting game. I'm pretty sure I'll be getting in, its not that hard it seems. But just incase, cross your fingers for me.

Danny

Sat, 01 Apr 2006 02:34:21 GMT

OK, so i think that thouroghly embarrassed danny. He was up in the DJ booth learning somthing and we stood outside and waited for him to see us and then waved, atleast he looked embarrassed.

Sun, 26 Mar 2006 04:08:04 GMT

Some crazy maddness went down last night. Sex on feet or as it was called outercourse. It was pretty much very awesome.

Now Se7en is on and I shall be watching it, Morgan Freedman + Brad Pitt + psyco killer = SWEET

Thu, 23 Mar 2006 04:15:58 GMT

OH MY FUCKING GOD. I just spent the entire day in a car with my family and I feel like exploding. They drive me insane and this is to be that last spring break o any break for that matter that i spend at home.

Bellevue

Sat, 18 Mar 2006 21:26:01 GMT

So yesterday I went out to Bellevue to visit Danny and help him get a pair of pants becuase he has such a hard time finding ones that fit him. It was a very interesting experience, a whole different world. Going from Lakewood to the Eastside was basically just a huge culture shock. Its just so different. The people there just go about they're way not caring about all. I saw trophy Bellevue women and then this one girl that really could of used an ascesary dog like Paris Hilton has, she wasn't complete without it.

I was a tourist in my own backyard.

The whole day was just filled with fun and excitement. I didn't want to have to go home, driving 60 miles at 1 in the morning, but my parents can be very over protective when I'm at home. I really think that I'm going to stay up in Bellingham this summer.

Thats enough of my day, if only the rest of my break could not be me sitting on my ass. That would be nice.

2 down 2 to go

Wed, 15 Mar 2006 00:20:24 GMT

Is it a bad thing to have run out of things to study for in statistics?

Sun, 12 Mar 2006 08:22:06 GMT

Its sad but kind of true, well parts of it.

Weather

Thu, 09 Mar 2006 20:03:05 GMT

WTF, there was just a freak show storm of about 10 minutes.

Facebook

Wed, 08 Mar 2006 04:20:43 GMT

I must be incredibly bored because I just started to poke random friends.

Nesting

Mon, 06 Mar 2006 07:23:44 GMT

Ok, so i have begun the nesting process. I moved all the furniture in the room so that my bed is in the back corner of the room and I can see the TV and use my computer without leaving my bed.

I need to spend some time with some just random strangers, I ger some sort of a thrill out of meeting new people sometimes and this I think is one of those times. There is just a lot of things happening and I need to get away. I think thats part of my nesting issue.

Today at dinner I told Shannon to talk to the hand then she told me that I was like a black women. it was, "Roger your like a Black Woman". I was going to put it on facebook because I thoght it was funny, but thought, "I have a hard enough time meeting people on there, thats not going to help me any." Well I had the had spin and head knod down just right and it was really funny.

Here's the big thing though. As of today it is officially announced that my family is moving. This is a big thing because I've lived in Lakewood for coming on 11 years and its home. We're not really going all that far but its going to be a completely different world. I'm going to have to meet a whole new group of people and this church is huge, I barely have all the names at this church down. I'm really going to miss everything. I hope that I will still get to see people. Now I'm thinking of staying up here this summer but I have no clue who I'm going to be living with. I guess I've lead you on long enough, I should tell you where it is. We're going to be moving to WENATCHEE. I know a god forsaken place. I'll have to make the most out of it cuase I love the apples out there and we all know that my absolute favorite food ever is an apple.

Ok thats enough for now and I'm really looking forward to finals, sike, I need people.

France

Wed, 01 Mar 2006 20:38:07 GMT

Ok, so here's the plan. We get about 5 or 6 people arm them fire arms, preferaly Tommy guns cause they are my favorite. Maybe we'll put nuclear tips on them. Once we have this we will march into france and take that son of a bitch over. It shouldn't be all that hard, they haven't won a war in over 300 years and that war was against themselves and they still almost lost.

We'll have to be chanting Freedom fries as we walk in so that we look extra crazy and extra American.

Ok thats the plan, who's in.

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